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Motivated 12-Month-Old Seeks New Opportunities

17 Jan

This resume from a very talented one-year-old.

Dear Hiring Manger,

I am pleased to submit my application for your Part Time Kitchen Assistant vacancy. I have 12 months of strong background in the home kitchen industry. My current supervisor’s selfish need to make me breakfast and hand scrub my sippy cups has resulted in an ability to work independently and make high-level decisions with minimal supervision. Although I am grateful for the experience I’ve been afforded, I am seeking a new environment where creativity and innovation are celebrated, instead of met with exasperated sighs.

I am confident you will see that my application outshines that of my peers. Here are just a few examples of some strengths I bring to the table:

  • Maintain impeccable cleanliness standards through the identification and consumption of stray pieces of dog food, remnants from last night’s dinner, and other varia.
  • Assist in loading and unloading the dishwasher wherever applicable. Recognized for expertise…

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Posted by on 17 January 2014 in Uncategorized

 

One response to “Motivated 12-Month-Old Seeks New Opportunities

  1. laura Mansfield

    17 January 2014 at 4:38 pm

    I remember those days. You will never forget this little helper….lol

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